My Stepdad’s naughty: Oh those naughty stepdads! Why can’t they just kepp thier hands of the good? Man! Is fresh pussy tempting or what?
Cat Burglar: he broke in the house to rob it. He found the most valuable thing there was, a pile of dirty panties.
The Plumbers Helper: She had plumbing problems. Imagine her surprise when a female plumber shows up.
Ferris Bunger’s Day Off: nothing good ever happens to this poor bastard? He’s the perfect example of a loser. He had nothing going for him…except his dream!!!

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